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From |
Location |
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| wow wow wow yowr boat gently down the stweam, mewwily mewwilly mewilly mewilly life is but a dweam!!!! | tom | white water race | Rory
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| one of my sexual fantisys is to crash into a bus full of %$*&£ and then $%£!& them whilst they are $%£!&* ( edited for legal reasons) | C Ritch | in the van | Rory
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| the punch is so lethal that i ended up with booboo!! | tanya | freshers fayre | Rory
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Ritch: can i brand you?
Rory: yeah no problem, carry on.
Ritch then brands rory
Rory: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | C.rich/Rory | C.Rictches Swansea, 4am | Rory
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| There's something very satisfying about making women feel uncomfortable | Tom | Lyon | Boo Boo
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| "you are more like animals than humans" | Slovenia landlord | the morning after our first night in slovenian apartment. | Rory
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| I dont like the cut of your jib, Young man | cunt rich | in his van driving thru germany | Rory
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| my poo was so big that it felt like anal sex, only backwards!! | Gaylo | apartma kuscar, Volce, Slovenia | Rory
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| John's gone, the man with the guns has gone. Everybody's just gone. | Rich | Kobaird, Slovenia | Boo Boo
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| If you look good in skin tight kit, you'll look good naked... But you won't | Emily to nick | Rhyddings | Mobile Quote
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| Why do girls have to have fat girls that stop you? | Si | Divas | Boo Boo
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barmaid:would you like ice?
lottie: nah , im too cool for ice! | Lottie | jcs | Kezzy
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| I'm molesting you and you dont even know it! | Jess to Johnny | in my car! on liberation day | Bow Queen
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| "gypsy curse turned my baby into a monkey" | Daily sport | Si house | Rory
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| "mother of two swollows space hopper" | Daily sport | Si house | Rory
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| can you get dead peoples fat injected into your cock?? | tom | my kitchen | Rory
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| weve faffed this much and johnny isnt even here yet! | emily | on the way to BUSA polo | naked emily
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| petes usually got somthing up his sleve............. probably a third arm | cock rot | our kitchen 25/04/07 | Rory
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| all we need is a one handed game which you could play with your family | ginger ben | busa polo | Emma
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| no she isnt! | emily | home | naked emily
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| In Scotland, Ems is going to get nailed in the ass. | Gaylo | Mumbles Mile | Boo Boo
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Jo: I'll be honest, I've never hickuped on john's knob...
Charlotte: mores the shame | Jo and Charlotte | Mumbles Mile | Boo Boo
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| Hobos can't go blunting their stabbing knives on cans. | Si | JCs | Boo Boo
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| I'm so excited I'm squirting out of my mouth. | Cunt Rich | In his van | Boo Boo
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| I'll be coming from under my toe nails | Cunt Rich | In his van | Boo Boo
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| All i did was wee on the television... | Cunt Rich | His house | Tanya
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| said to Rich: Is four inches enough or do you want more? | Rory | At cunt Rich's house | naked emily
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| I farted in self defence! | BooBoo | In bed | Boo Boo
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| I'm more welsh than charlotte church! | Kez | Warwick | Mobile Quote
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| Pete's nipple was on form last night. | Simon | Hurley | Boo Boo
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| Well don't put your hand in places where i can roll on it! | Jo | Pub | Boo Boo
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| Jay we must do it in the back side now! | Bulgarian board instructor | Bansko | Mobile Quote
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Emily: You're not doing very well
Mark: I'm trying to get it in! | Emily & Mark | My House | geraint
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| does she come with sub-titles? | ginger pete | upon meeting kezzy for the first time | Ginger pete
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| It's quite moist.........It won't fit in the hole | Geraint | On the way to New Year | litlAnne
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Kate: nick, are you well lubricated?
Nick:yes, i'm always well lubricated | Nick | Rhyddings | Mobile Quote
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| Mark has broad coverage, whereas Simon's is concentrated in the bum crack... | Naked Ems | pretending to do work on Tanya's sofa | Tanya
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| You can now add quotes on your mobile using mobile.uwscc.co.uk.. Brilliant! | Website | Internet | Mobile Quote
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| Noone ever takes me the right way! | Kate | Llangynidr | geraint
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| I've deleted my testicles! | Polo Mark | Watersports Ball | litlAnne
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| I could eat the absess off a dogs bollock right now | Rich | Pub after paddling | Boo Boo
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| I'm eating pudding and I've not even had to endure Christians | Gaylo | Rhyddings | Boo Boo
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| last time i saw you i was helping you spew! | lil german | lava lounge | Chris Goodbourn
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| It just doesnt work in public | Chris (cock rot) | JCs Greyhound trip | Tom
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| Its not all Ginger... just the hair around it | Ginger Pete | BUSA WW | Ginger pete
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| i think theres something wrong with my arse! | Booboo | on the way back from his birthday curry | naked emily
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| Dave, if you could bend over far enough, would you suck your own cock? | Simon | Minibus | Boo Boo
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| He's gay, he's purple and got a handbag. | Alan | Minibus | Boo Boo
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| get out of the way, i'm trying to watch! | pervy old man rubbing his crotch | countryman during the sock wrestling | naked emily
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| Can you please move along and keep the noise down, your desturbing the patients | Hospital receptionist to canoe club | Outside hospital as we wait for chris (not me) to have his genitalia examined | Chris Goodbourn
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| "Chris's cock is green!" | Many ppl as the rumor spread thrugh the convoy! | Convoy on the way home! | Chris Goodbourn
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| "Napoleon ice-cream is so nice...!!!" | Ben | JC's | Crazy Claire
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| This is going up his arse, whether he wants it to or not, I'll get him drunk, I'll drug him, I'll knock him out, what ever, with or without lube, it's going to happen. | Jo | Freshers party | Tanya
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| Oh, that smell is me... | Alan | Symonsd Yat minibus | Tanya
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| Wetsuits are like condoms - damn usefull but I hate putting them on! | Medium Dave | On Board | Ginger Dave
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| I've got to go and catch up with the freshers... | Boo Boo | Freshers Mile | geraint
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| Less of the poking of the boobies! | German's Sister | Mile | Boo Boo
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| Do you think John makes Jo pee sitting down? | Ginger Dave | His Room | Boo Boo
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| I would like you to lick my fanny batter xxx | Sarah (jo's friend) | to jo via text | Ginger John
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| Aarrr, clean up in Dave's pants! | Ginger Dave | Dave's House | Boo Boo
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| I'd rather do most of the things on ginge's phone than that fuckin river! | Simon | Alps, about the lower claree (grade gay pride) | Ginger John
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| Je veux te lecher ta moule coulante a l'odeur de poisson | random french guy | coaxed by Rich in the alps | Ginger John
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| I bet we have another year of unfulfilled horse lust - aw c'mon, be honest, we all want it | Geoff | Alps | Ginger John
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| You just know those people over there are shit boaters cos they're all fuckin ugly | Gaylo | Alps campsite | Ginger John
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| Geoff would of been there an hour if I hadn't pulled him off! | Ian | Describing a previous Alps trip | Ginger John
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jo - You're not into the whole gay sex thing are you?
me - No
jo - But it's actually really good! | Jo | Her room | Ginger John
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| I didn't even suck that hard, but... | Helen | Naked Emily's Kitchen | Boo Boo
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| Instant wit? Is that like instant noodles but witty? | Ginger Dave | Camping | Boo Boo
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| I'm going to rebelliate! | Nick | Rhyddings | Bow Queen
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Jo: I just managed to spitroast myself
Dave: How would you do that?
Tom: 2 dildos. | Jo/Dave/Tom | Gower | Rach
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| I'd love to be a bull elephant seal, all they do is eat and hump. | Ally | Gower | Rach
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| Can you imagine, there must be 100 episodes of Bernard's Watch, and we both remembered the same one! | Jo | Pub | Rach
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| When I close my eyes the room spins like this...and i'm not even in a room. | Jo | Nick's Garden | Rach
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| i danced so gay, my shoes exploded | Johnny | jc's before DiVA's | Bow Queen
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| no-one has ever un-spread their legs for me before | rachel | gower week | Bow Queen
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| It stank so bad I shat up against the fence last night. | Nick | Gower week | Izzy Clarke
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| For some reason, I seem to be a gay magnet. | Tom | Countryman | Boo Boo
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| I'm that gud a condom manager, I'll put it on your knob for you. | Jo | Countryman | Boo Boo
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| how's he meant to see if he's deaf? | Fat Rob | bernard st. | Mr Philly
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| I was so rushed today that I was getting pissed off with Gaylow faffing. | Ginger John | JCs | Boo Boo
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| I could sit on ally all day long! | Ginger John | Beach Party | Ginger Dave
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| it's hot in here | Fat Rob | our *back garden* | Mr Philly
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| Did you just say playhole?!!! | Matt (afro) | Bernard St bbq | Izzy Clarke
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| I did touch some ladies but not sqelchy touch | Mr Philly | Bernard St bbq | Izzy Clarke
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| Pink Girl's just a pain in the arse. | Boo Boo | Monday Night | Rach
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| Jo got brown all over Jonny's corn on the cob. | Ginger Dave | Mark's Living Room | Boo Boo
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| Did you know that 70 billion people have aids? | Ginger Ben | Mark's Living Room | Boo Boo
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| If he's coughing up blood, then he's definatley pregnant! | Ginger Ben | Mark's Living Room | Boo Boo
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| We came all the way down here to watch bumming! | Ginger Dave | Mark's Living Room | Boo Boo
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| It smells of wank... it smells like Si's hand. | Ginger Dave | Potters Wheel | Boo Boo
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| Do you know anyone who'd sleep with that? Except Rach. | Jo | Jo's living room | Boo Boo
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| i really wanna go to one of those places and c them jerk off a horse. | Gay J | J.C's after exam | Matt
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| If she was a bit of a slag, like rach, it'd be fine... | jo | phone | Ginger John
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| (talking about sperm) Its So Nice and Warm, Mmmmmmmmmm...... | Naked Ems | My Car | Ginger Dave
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| Goddamn, it would be weird to have ginger pubes. | si | my room | Boo Boo
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| I was looking at her, but thinking....i could be fucking Si. | Boo Boo | The Rugby Club | Bow Queen
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| I Just Love being Salty! It's Awesome! | Helen | Surfing at Rhossili | Ginger Dave
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| I prefer Pizza to mark - It;s much less salty! | Naked Ems | Outside JC's | Ginger Dave
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| I'm Wetter than I was last night! And its all Boo Boos fault! | Naked Ems | Rhossili Beach | Ginger Dave
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| I'm Telling you guys, She was concious!!! | Boo Boo | Si's Lounge! | Ginger Dave
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| ...and I just kept thinking "yeah, I could really do with a tenner" | Boo Boo | si's room | yitzhak
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| Jonny, I'll roshambo you for your Werners | Ginger Dave | Mile | Boo Boo
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| If its dark, you can't see anything! | Naked Emily | Mile | Boo Boo
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Ali:I really hope we find a dead badger
Dave:Ye you could make a thong out of it | Ali & Ginger Dave | Jenkins Pub | Boo Boo
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| well i got to get back to cocking | simon | msn | Ginger John
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| I hadn't slept with anyone before I met johnny | Ginger Dave | Swansea bay by bonfire | Tom
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| How many numbers are there? | Rob | Bernard Street innit | Mr Philly
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Jo: OOOOhhh
Me: What's up?
Jo: Geraints got wood
Me: Did it impress you?
Jo: ...No | Jo | on the phone to me at a bbq at geraint's house | Ginger John
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marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
i've never seen it before in porn
marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
ever
marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
and i've watched A LOT OF PORN
marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
i wouldn't be so shocked if it was dodgy S&M or something
marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
but this is jenna jameson porn
marf - www.ideaboard.co.uk says:
it's practically family fucking viewing | My mate from bolton | on msn just now | Ginger John
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| "it was staring at me like an innocent child having just commited murder" | geraint | msn, just now | Ginger John
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| I can't stop looking at your nipples. | Rob to Tom | Pre Scotland Party | geraint
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| There my peas... I WANT MY PEAS!!! | Mark to Jo | Pre Scotland Party | geraint
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| I want money and I want to sexually abuse Geraint | Matt | 2am Bernard St, | Nick
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| Well we could just pin it to our heads? | Jo | Swansea Market | Ally
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| You bit me matt not give me your keys | Nick | Mats street about 2am | Nick
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| your not doing it right if you dont dislocate your shoulders | John | Outside fulton house | Nick
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| To harriet: Slow down and do it better | Jo | Outside fulton house campaigning | Nick
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| Where's Jo she's moist | Matt hicks | In garaints Disco after emma and nick had to get geraints help to get mat home | Nick
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| This thing is like welded to my ass | American Emily | Get Out On the Tawe | Tom
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| oh look nick ive got a big one...............(later) eww theres white stuff on my big one | kate | tawe weirs | Matt
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| Her (Gem) being a feminist dyke and all... she took offence | Mark H | Rhyddings 22/02/06 | geraint
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| it's like a woman.. You treat it gently then push it hard.. | Tom | Rhyddings 22/02/06 | geraint
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| It may be paedophilia but it's not the worst thing | Simon | our living room | Mr Philly
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| i farted on my elbow | Rob | our living room | Mr Philly
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Izzy: You're a mentalist.
Rob2: Well you're a cyclist! | Izzy/ Rob2 | Bernard St | Rob
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| I cant belive no one wanted to shower naked with me!! | Simon | Pool session | Mark B
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| no, dont untie me mark, i quite like being tied to your bed! | kate | N. wales | Matt
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| 'Two men you know i would have a crack!!!!' | Jo | N Wales | Mark B
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| 'I had to sit on a frozen chicken breast'(time period unknown) | Jo | N Wales | Mark B
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| 'I feel like a monkey in a zoo!!!!' | Kate | N Wales | Mark B
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| 'You can sleep with the light on but not with a hard on'.......That is not my quote | Kate | N Wales | Mark B
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| 'I have a really big hole in my crotch!!!' | Jo | N Wales | Mark B
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| ooh shit i seem tobe mildly pissed :-) probably sumthign to do with that empty bottle..... | Ralph | Email to Geraint | geraint
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| I have to get a gender changer | Rob | Geraint's Room | geraint
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| we're going for length not girth here | john | simon's bed with geraint on it | yitzhak
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| they had 2 girls from canadia (as oppose to canada) | geraint | geraints room | Old Website
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| You've got to have a binge once in a while | Rob | Gerauints Room | Old Website
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| without these we can do anything | Simon | mmmemail | Old Website
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I've gotta have a fiddle now cos i can't remember how to...
(2-3 minutes later)
I've done it!
I've done it!
I've done it! | Kate | Ryddings | Old Website
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| i just cant suck hard enough | gemma | llandysul | Old Website
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| There's a fine line between sock wrestling and bullying... let's cross it! | Matt | Llandysul | Old Website
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| £5 an hour, its like paying for friends only cheaper...WOW! i have friends now | nick | pool, changing room | Old Website
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| "Running around like a legless chicken" | Rob | Walking to uni | Old Website
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| I thought Geraint had strap-ons | Rob | our living room | Old Website
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| "Let's have a culli chickoff" | Rob | His house | Old Website
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Nick...
you and i both know that "too drunk" is just a bad story they tell to children to scare them away from alchohol | Jonny | MSN | Old Website
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| To rob: Oh you do do it to yourself don't you! | Nick | Geraint's Room | Old Website
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| Oh this track is TIGHT! | Rob | Geraint's Room | Old Website
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| Sorry sweetheart my trousers are twisting | rob | Geraint's room | Old Website
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| That vibrators quite good isn't it | Rob | Geraint's Room | Old Website
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Geraint says:
i was awake till 4am all because i love simon | geraint | midnight on msn | Old Website
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| This is dead. Do you want it? | Rob | Geraint/ Rob/ Litl/ Mark/ Si's house | Old Website
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| I think i've done enough thinking for today. | Rob | Geraint/ Rob/ Litl/ Mark/ Si's house | Old Website
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John (watching Futurama): Does she always wear a green tank top?
Nick: Sorry? What about nipples? | John & Nick | Geraint/ Rob/ Litl/ Mark/ Si's house | Old Website
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Oh no... there's not enough room on the memory card!
Please note i was not in the bed... it was izzy. | Rob in his sleep | Rob's bed at night | Old Website
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| It's like celebrating new years eve... but the other one... what's the one at christmas called? Oh yeah! Christmas eve! | Rob | Rob/Geraint/Mark/Si's House | Old Website
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| nick i'm gonna eat you | ginger john | jo's room | Old Website
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| johnny you're like a toy to me | nick | jo's room | Old Website
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| i mean yeah it's just there you want to pull it | jo (chav) | jo's room | Old Website
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| johnny can i touch your thing | frodo | jo's room | Old Website
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| lets just stick it in and see what happens | jo to johnny | camp site on the gower | Old Website
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jo: i'll sleepin your bed tonight because it's quieter
Ronnie: don't worry i'll jump in but i wont touch you | jo and ronnie | jo's room again | Old Website
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| you can do what you want on top | jo | her room | Old Website
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| Can I have a slice of philadelphia and some bread? | Simon | Geraint's House | Old Website
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Me(to gem):"What will you give geraint for £1.25?"
Gem: "Anything." | Gemma | pool session | Old Website
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| I like girls | Gemma | J.C's | Old Website
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| I love gay Scout leaders, they're great! | Jo | Morning after party | Old Website
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| "What's a sheek burger?" (actually spelt chic) | Izzy | Mister D's | Old Website
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| My little finger is... so little. | Izzy | Scotland Party | Old Website
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Izzy: What do you do when they say stop?
Geraint: Stop. | Izzy | Jo's Pre Scotland Party | Old Website
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| its not that hes ignoring you, he just hasnt said anything! | izzy | shed | Old Website
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| The top of wales isn't populated. | nick | jo's | Old Website
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Izzy: What would we do if we were stranded on a desert island?
Geraint: make babies | Izzy/Geraint (with Jo and Mat) | Dunes again | Old Website
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| Izzy's not easily pleased! | Rob | Jo's room | Old Website
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| I'm easily pleased | Izzy | Llangenith (dunes) | Old Website
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| don't breathe in food | Izzy | Jo's Room while choking | Old Website
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| "I'm not bitching, I'm just concerned" | Rob | Cricketers 10/03/05 | Old Website
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| he's got nice breasts, for a man | me unfortunatly | jc's | Old Website
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| nick you have been evicted from the zone, please leave | in genral | jc's after you had all buggered off | Old Website
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German: You smell
Geraint: i know, got a problem?
German: No, I want to lick you.
Anna: Shall i stop showering? | german | mile somewhere | Old Website
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| Shut up you fucking locked up nerd. | Nick | Geraints House | Old Website
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| No, he turned homosexual when he met his girlfriend... | German | Geraints 20/02/2005 | Old Website
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No, we're just going down - vikki.
Ohh, i'm coming - anna | Vikki & Anna | JC's 19-02-2005 | Old Website
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| Anna used to be so cheap and easy | Vikki | JC's 19-02-2005 | Old Website
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| I need food before i can eat | Ruth | JC's 19-02-2005 | Old Website
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| I'm young for my age | Vikki | JC's | Old Website
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| I have 2 fat willy's | Gem | tent (north wales) | Old Website
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| Is cat red or white meat? | Gem | Tent - North Wales 12/02/05 | Old Website
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i will if you give me 200 pounds,(anna)
ok then bend over (geraint) | anna/geraint | crickerters, as always | Old Website
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| It's not that i can't drive, it's just that i don't know what i'm doin! | Nick | driving back from North Wales | Old Website
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There is a line,
you crossed it,
and now you're trying to drag it with you! | Jo | White Rose | Old Website
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| Do you wanna see my muff or something!!! | Jo | White Rose | Old Website
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| Nick, get your face off my breasts please | Jo | White Rose | Old Website
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| geraint did you just tell Shelly she was a bitch? | Nick | Cricketers | Old Website
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James:
I'm doing fish and animals
Geraint:
Oh well, beastiality's best | James and Geraint | Cricketers | Old Website
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| They're giving me greif over the head you gave me (Shelly) | Geraint | Cricketers | Old Website
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| Can i borrow your house keys so i can go back and pick up my wallet and fish | Gemma's Mat | Cricketers (again) | Old Website
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| pub now ...Of and Genoc are not drunk!no!never so you need to come to teh sub. | geraint | 19/01/05 by txt | Old Website
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| If geraint hadn't given him the tomato then there wouldn't have been a fight | Nick | Cricketers | Old Website
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| Gemma swallow, don't spit, it's rude. | Nick | Cricketers 12/05/2005 | Old Website
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| It's like dwarf porn, you have to see it at least once. | Nick | Cricketers 12/01/2005 | Old Website
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| Gemma's here? Oh yeah, I can see her arse. | Nick | Cricketers 12/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I know for a fact if you shake things, they work better. | Matt | Cricketers 12/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I was dancing half naked with a bloke at the time though... | Ruth | Cricketers 12/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I don't like doing rivers all that much anyway | Anon | Not disclosed | Old Website
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| You love it anyway, else you'd pull away. | Nick | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I never fail... only if i'm drunk | Gem | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I may be pink nick, but i'm not that one.. | Nick | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| It's better if you lick the window. | Gem | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| Stu's playing with two kids. | Nick | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I've have too many beers. (Corrected by Matt.) | Nick | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| No, I've only done it three times! | Gem | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| I'm the only gay in swansea. | German | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| There's nothing morally wrong with beating people with big sticks. | Matt | Cricketers 10/01/2005 | Old Website
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| that means German's the canoe club stud, worrying! | Nick | cricketers 09/01/05 | Old Website
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| No I'm not, I'm common! | Gem | Cricketers 06/01/2005 | Old Website
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| Ruth wouldn't lie to me would she?? | Gemma | tryweryn | Old Website
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| I have 2p in my arse! | Geraint | Cricketers 29/11/04 | Old Website
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| I'm not a muppet! | Gem | Various... | Old Website
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